[Sig Sauer P220]

LBJ’s Great Society.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Society

[squarebarb]

And Jamal never once questioned any of these ‘more tax money will solve all the problems of black males’ cliches.

[The Comedian]

1) Stay out of jail.

2) Keep your pants on, and up.

3) Learn to speak English.

4) Stop acting like you should be shot as soon as possible.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.