2) Keep your pants on, and up.
3) Learn to speak English.
4) Stop acting like you should be shot as soon as possible.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
2) Keep your pants on, and up.
3) Learn to speak English.
4) Stop acting like you should be shot as soon as possible.
5) Marry the female you impregnate instead of fleeing town.
6) When your girlfriend/wife has your child, stick around to be a father instead of fleeing town.