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To: marktwain

I dunno, I maybe going out on a limb here, but I expect a large electric van with double reinforced steel walls, armed guards and a motorcycle escort to bring a mostly blunt block of soft plastic attached to a chain attacked to a guard, attacked to the van.

With lights and sirens blaring of course...

He will come and wave the plastic at you and say “Gnaw the damned carrot in two! No one uses a knife, no way no how! And get that scowl off your face or you’ll be locked up for attempted intimidation of a public official and thought crime!”

Then he will be on his way to the next piece of rope or celery that has to be separated into smaller parts. (cutting of course will be illegal in word and deed.)


34 posted on 07/11/2008 5:49:52 PM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg ("Shut the hell up, New York Times, you sanctimonious whining jerks!" - Craig Ferguson)
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To: Dr.Zoidberg
“He will come and wave the plastic at you and say “Gnaw the damned carrot in two! No one uses a knife, no way no how! And get that scowl off your face or you’ll be locked up for attempted intimidation of a public official and thought crime!”

Given the way that bureaucracies carry out policies, you are probably correct. The guy in the van would also carefully avert his eyes from the "yute" with a homemade cutlass thrust through his belt, in certain parts of the town.
36 posted on 07/11/2008 5:56:38 PM PDT by marktwain
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