[marktwain]

“He will come and wave the plastic at you and say “Gnaw the damned carrot in two! No one uses a knife, no way no how! And get that scowl off your face or you’ll be locked up for attempted intimidation of a public official and thought crime!”

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Given the way that bureaucracies carry out policies, you are probably correct. The guy in the van would also carefully avert his eyes from the "yute" with a homemade cutlass thrust through his belt, in certain parts of the town.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

The guy in the van would also carefully avert his eyes from the "yute" with a homemade cutlass thrust through his belt, in certain parts of the town.

Certainly, he wouldn't want to be seen as anything but accommodating to the "asian" guest in his country.

Anything less would be uncivilized...