Now you've crossed the line!
Tom Cruise is not a Lesbian!
Lesbians like women.
Posted on 07/10/2008 1:03:59 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o
A GROUP of glamour lesbians
Hahhhaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahah......
Okay, okay.
Got that out of my system.
No wait..
Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahah....
Yes much better.......
*sends flowers*
Notice the theme -
we deny the existance of God because acknowledging His existance would be contrary to the narcissistic lifestyle we’ve chosen.
So I pulled out my gun!... ;-)
Now I believe that hell exists.
In the picture there’s a guy, Gerry Texeira, posing with the lesbos. I thought “I’m a lesbian trapped inside of a man’s body” was a lame come-on.
These women are:
...Scientology and all.
No line that works is lame...
Their theory is covered under Intelligent Design. Coming soon to a school in Louisiana: gay Raelian whacko “science.”
Holden: The man-hating dyke.
Banky: Good. Why?... BECAUSE THESE OTHER THREE ARE FIGMENTS OF YOUR F---ING IMAGINATION!
Later read
Whatever happened to the good old fire and brimstone days?
>> A GROUP of glamour lesbians who believe the world was created by an alien civilisation 25,000 years ago have criticised the Catholic Church for being out of touch.
That might be the funniest lead-in to a story that I’ve ever read.
>> Eden Bates said it was an insult that the Pope would be welcomed into Australia when “our gorgeous, fantastic spiritual leader Rael wasn’t even given the respect of a visa”.
I’m glad they caught the insult. Offense intended.
>> “I’m not Catholic, I’m Raelian and I’d like to see police escorts for our beautiful profit when he comes to Australia,” she said.
The Pope has police escorts because he would be mobbed in the streets by Catholics, and because people in his position have been the target of assassination attempts. If Rael walked the streets, he might not be noticed by hot dog vendors ... and people are generally only the target of assassination plots when they’re important enough that their death would be notable.
>> Ms Bates said the Catholic Church was archaic and people needed to come to a better understanding about the world around them.
With religion — “new and improved” is generally not a good thing.
>> Asked the difference between the Church and the tenets of Raelianism, she said: “We are an internaitonal, non-profit organisaton that understands that we have been creataed by an advanced civilisation that came to this planet 25,000 years ago and created everything that we are and everything we see around us.”
What a loon.
>> Ms Bates said the Raelians didn’t care if a person was gay or straight or bi-sexual or even just a little bit curious.
And here we find the ACTUAL reason for this fruitcake “religion” ...
God save this pathetic whack-job.
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Left to right:
It’s a dude.
Oh hell no.
Transvestite.
Might actually have a chance with a makeover and learning how to lose the deer-in-the-headlights look.
Freudian slip? I bet Mr. Rael (Claude Vorilhon) is rolling in dough.
The “Raelian” Website has the following “Message to Paedophiles” ... apparently their call for sexual freedom has drawn in degenerates. Who knew? Apparently, it isn’t freedom they advocate — it is just a new definition of “degenerate”.
<<< Even if we are in favor of sexual freedom between consenting adults, if you are a pedophile you are definitely not welcome in the Raelian movement. Not only because our position is very clear condemning it as a mental disease, but also because, contrary to the politics of the Catholic church which has been hiding pedophile priests (see nopedo.org) and moving them from parish to parish so they can make more victims of their disgusting behavior, the Raelian movement has a strict policy of not only expelling immediately any member suspected of pedophilia or sex with people under legal age BUT ALSO to immediately report them to the police.
Some of you may have been attracted to our philosophy due to defamatory articles in French speaking newspapers and magazines, stating that our philosophy being in favor of sexual freedom would then favor pedophilia. The reality is strictly the opposite. When individuals have a fulfilled sexual life, they don’t even think of imposing their sexuality on children, unlike Catholic Priests unfortunately do, due to their lack of sexuality.
Some articles even refer to the Raelian order of angels, a congregation of women who want to develop their femininity and who can make the vow, if they wish so, to devote their sexuality only to our Creators and their Prophets. They would then wear a pink feather around their neck to openly show their desire to have no sex. These women decide freely to do so, just as catholic nuns would do; this is part of the free sexuality that we profess, the right to say no to sex as well.
In this organization angel minors also have to signal the fact that they are under the legal age for sex, by wearing a black feather around their neck to make sure that no adult Raelian approach them at any time with sex in mind.
Some of these minor angels also choose to have no sex at all, thus refusing sex with potential minor partners which most young girls experience during their teens. They would then wear a pink feather as well. Some newspapers have seen the minors’ beautiful decision of reserving their sexuality for our Creators as an indication of pedophilia, which is completely ridiculous.
It is very clear in the Raelian Philosophy that pedophilia is a sign of mental disease and will never be tolerated within the organization. Any member, whatever his rank, who would be found guilty of such a behavior will be expelled and reported to legal authority.>>>
Pathetic that your “religion” has so few standards that this edict had to be put on your website to get the pedophiles to go away.
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BWA HA HA HA HA HA!! FUNNY ONE!!!!!!!!!
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