[Vermont Lt]

Good thing I got fat after the second daughter. I dont think I could handle three teenaged girls....

[Eric Blair 2084]

Big Brother, Nanny State, Grant Junkie, Bogus Study, Junk Science, Social Engineering, Egalitarian, Central Planning, Sheeple Control, Health Nazi, Socialism, Collectivism

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[Libertarianize the GOP]

Not surprising, more abdominal fat leads to less testosterone, less testosterone leads to lower quality sperm.

[Secret Agent Man]

Tell that to all the fat ba$tard$ who have kids....

[goldstategop]

Not being fit makes it hard to even have sex if you can't reach certain places. Trust me, I know. Hehehehe

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[anymouse]

Shayeb and colleagues analyzed the sperm samples of more than 5,000 men in Scotland, and divided the men into groups according to their Body Mass Index.

Colonel: We've had reports that there's a spy in the Ministry of Defense. The contents of this room are VITAL to the country. Be on special alert.
Fat Bastard: Yes Sir.
Colonel: And, uh, try to lose some weight, for God's sake.
Fat Bastard: Yes Sir.
[Under his breath] Fat Bastard: Mister English Colonel tellin' me to lose weight. "Oh, I'm a hard case" he says.
[louder] Fat Bastard: Well, listen up, sonny Jim: I ate a baby. Oh, aye, Baby: the other, other white meat. Baby: it's what's for dinner.

[Notasoccermom]

I think obesity could lower the sex appeal and sex drive in both genders.

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

More Bull Excrement

[rottndog]

Every Sperm is Sacred,
Every Sperm is Great,
If A Sperm is Wasted,
God Gets Quite Irate.

[Edward Watson]

Baloney. I’m fat, hit 375 at my heaviest just before I was diagnosed with hyperinsulin condition. Despite losing some weight, I’m still over 300 lbs, and yet I fathered five healthy sons, none of whom have any congenital defects, learning disabilities, or allergies. To top it off, it normally only took one or two months before my wife got pregnant after we decided it was time for another child.

We intend on having another child next year, and I’m willing to bet it won’t take more than two months before the bun gets in the oven.

[ikka]

Explain, then, the people walking around Wal-Mart.

[Plutarch]

Flabby sperm. Another means of spotting the rich guy!

[The Ghost of Rudy McRomney]

Hmmm....sounds familiar...oh, I remember-they said the same crap about smokers!

[johnthebaptistmoore]

I’m guessing that they all haven’t seen the movie “Wall-E” yet. Being obese was not a problem when it came to reproduction.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

In research presented Wednesday at a meeting of the European Society of Human Reproduction and Embryology, scientists found that obese men have worse sperm than normal-weight men.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf107pgOLRQ

[KosmicKitty]

I was pretty overweight we I was younger, Didn’t stop me from having 3 kids in 3 years & 11 months!!