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Room Service Order-Taker for Ritz-Carlton (Perverted things the rich order)
The Chicago Sun-Times ^ | 7/7/08 | Shamus Toomey

Posted on 07/07/2008 5:50:59 PM PDT by prolifefirst

In 30 years, I have provided this hotel and our guests with over a million orders. One million, two hundred. I have seen a lot of people that I have seen on television. Some use alias names, but I can look on the sheet and know exactly who they are. It's kind of cute because they don't realize you really know who they are. You go along with it.

You'd be amazed. You get the guests that really admire their pets. One wanted caviar, and she wanted my waiter to actually hand-feed it to the feline when we were upstairs. Beluga. Nothing but the best. $95 an ounce. On a china plate. It was gorgeous. The cat loved it.

The waiter was kind of shocked. When we first told him, he thought it was a joke -- until he actually got up there and saw the little cat was actually waiting on him. Diamond bracelet on her neck.

» Click to enlarge image Vearlene Gist says one celeb insisted on bathing in Evian. (Keith Hale/Sun-Times) We've got chopped burgers for the dogs. Evian water, we serve our pets. Chicken breast. We have a whole [pet] food menu, not so much from the can. Hand-prepared by my chef. I'm not kidding. Most of the time it's filet mignon, liver pate. For me, personally? It would be the Dom champagne, of course. Fresh strawberries with whipped cream. That's after I've eaten that steak, that baked potato and a salad. And I'll be all good.

One point we had to order three cases of water for a famous person because she only bathes in Evian. We had to pour it in the tub, while she was there, to make sure it was Evian. They filled the whole bath up. I can't give out names. It was a famous musician. Pellegrino would have given her more bubbles.

Another guest, he wanted a ton of whipped cream. What do you think he wanted that for? We won't ask, but we provided. Two large buckets. They came down empty.

The average cost for breakfast will run you anywhere from $32 on up. That's for juice, coffee, fruits and pastries. If you go for meats, $60.

The visiting NBA teams stay here. They try to eat like normal people -- and some not like normal people. But Vearl is here, so I make sure they stay normal. . .. They'll go, ''I need this.'' And I say, ''Do you think you really want that? You've got a game."

The waiters get 18 percent of the bill.

I have stayed once upstairs. I called downstairs. I got my service. My waiter came. Fantastic. We didn't let them know it was me. When they came up, they said, ''You!?''

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TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: capitalism; envy; gossip; ritz; wealthy
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1 posted on 07/07/2008 5:51:02 PM PDT by prolifefirst
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To: prolifefirst

What is it likely to do to a person’s soul to have to cater to super rich people like this day after day.


2 posted on 07/07/2008 5:55:52 PM PDT by prolifefirst
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To: prolifefirst
When I was working and making the "big bucks" we'd make almost annual trips to the ritzy Halekulani in Honolulu....the place over there that tends to get the celebs.

Being as we'd stay there for 10 or more days at a pop, we got to know staff pretty well, and some of them had some pretty good stories.

The one we remember most was about the guy who'd invented - and patented - the pop top ringie-thingie we all see daily on our beers and sodas. He'd come down poolside in the morning, close his eyes, and vegetate......repeat for weeks on end.

The pool guys and I decided he was counting sheep, since he got a fraction of a cent for every can that's produced.

3 posted on 07/07/2008 5:57:41 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: prolifefirst

Did these individuals earn the money with which they bought these goods & services? If so, what is the big deal? If I want to feed my cat $95 an ounce treats and I earned that $95, that’s MY business, isn’t it? Or have we become a socialist state while I was sleeping? I guard VIPs all the time. Some are jerks and some are great. Same as the rest of us.


4 posted on 07/07/2008 5:57:55 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (McCain could never convince me to vote for him. Only the Marxist Obama can!)
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To: prolifefirst

“One wanted caviar, and she wanted my waiter to actually hand-feed it to the feline when we were upstairs. Beluga. Nothing but the best. $95 an ounce. On a china plate. It was gorgeous. The cat loved it. “

I am suspicious here. My personal experience with cats is that the more it costs, the less likely they are to play with it or eat it.


5 posted on 07/07/2008 5:59:28 PM PDT by dynachrome (Henry Bowman is right)
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To: prolifefirst

“One wanted caviar, and she wanted my waiter to actually hand-feed it to the feline when we were upstairs. Beluga. Nothing but the best. $95 an ounce. On a china plate. It was gorgeous. The cat loved it.”

Yecchh! Caviar is disgusting. I have tried it a few times when it was offered by someone I didn’t want to offend, but I would really rather have fed it to my cat.


6 posted on 07/07/2008 6:00:41 PM PDT by atomic conspiracy (Victory in Iraq: Worst defeat for activist media since Goebbels shot himself.)
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To: prolifefirst
"What is it likely to do to a person’s soul to have to cater to super rich people like this day after day."

What exactly does that mean? Did you see that the waiters get an automatic 18% tip? Do the math there. Do you feel that wealthy people are inherently evil because they have gobs of money? If so, why is that?

7 posted on 07/07/2008 6:00:41 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (McCain could never convince me to vote for him. Only the Marxist Obama can!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Beluga caviar gets spread on my crackers and consumed before the catz have a chance to sniff it.

But that's just me and my catz.

/johnny

8 posted on 07/07/2008 6:01:13 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Bless us all, each, and every one.)
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To: prolifefirst; Billthedrill; martin_fierro; Larry Lucido; TomServo; Tijeras_Slim; ...

Another guest, he wanted a ton of whipped cream. What do you think he wanted that for?

What do I win for guessing?

9 posted on 07/07/2008 6:01:46 PM PDT by dighton
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If you can’t see what’s wrong with feeding a can $95 an ounce cavier, I don’t think we have any common ground.

I wonder if you have unknowingly incurred some damage catering to these “very rich” people for your career.


10 posted on 07/07/2008 6:02:30 PM PDT by prolifefirst
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To: JRandomFreeper
My late father told me that during the depression he and his large family would sometimes share a potato. Meanwhile, two older spinster ladies nearby fed their dogs steak.
11 posted on 07/07/2008 6:03:48 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (McCain could never convince me to vote for him. Only the Marxist Obama can!)
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To: dynachrome
LOL!

My personal experience with cats is that the more it costs, the less likely they are to play with it or eat it.

But they will bring you a (still live) roach at 0530 when you are sitting down and can't move, and present it like it was pheasant flambe or something.

/johnny

12 posted on 07/07/2008 6:03:54 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Bless us all, each, and every one.)
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To: dighton

I thought of the same album cover.


13 posted on 07/07/2008 6:04:11 PM PDT by prolifefirst
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To: prolifefirst
If you can’t see what’s wrong with feeding a can $95 an ounce cavier, I don’t think we have any common ground.

Please define exactly what you find wrong with it because I can't figure out why anyone would care. Who is hurt by feeding a cat $95 an ounce caviar?

14 posted on 07/07/2008 6:06:08 PM PDT by Live and let live conservative ($)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
I never lived through a depression, regardless of what the media says...

But there isn't anything wrong with 'taters, dogs, or steaks.

But the expensive caviar stays on MY plate, and the the catz can get bent.

/johnny

15 posted on 07/07/2008 6:08:18 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Bless us all, each, and every one.)
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To: prolifefirst

It’s not my “career” it’s something I do on the side to help out a friend (at about $2-3K a day, though, I might add). I am a recruiter by trade.

I think you’re at the wrong website, so let me give you some links:

http://www.democraticunderground.com

http://www.dailykos.com

http://www.cpusa.org

http://www.huffingtonpost.com

http://www.barackobama.com

We conservatives don’t think we have the right to tell other people how to spend their hard-earned money.

ENJOY!!


16 posted on 07/07/2008 6:10:17 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (McCain could never convince me to vote for him. Only the Marxist Obama can!)
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To: prolifefirst; dighton
Nobody wins but me. I swear I thought of it first. Don't care who posted what when. Being serious one of the best all time album covers.,
17 posted on 07/07/2008 6:11:43 PM PDT by nomorelurker (keep flogging them till morale improves)
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To: prolifefirst

Well, if you remain a good Christian witness while doing so, it probably does the soul quite well, thank you.

And it probably isn’t bad for the wallet, either.


18 posted on 07/07/2008 6:12:43 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: prolifefirst
What is perverted about any of this?

Are they not paying through the nose for everything they get? Knowing how hotels mark things up they are undoubtedly being over charged. And then the waiter gets 18%. I wish I got 18% of what my customers ordered.

So these people are creating well paying jobs.

What a twisted envious little soul must you have to resent that.

Do you have less because they have more?

19 posted on 07/07/2008 6:13:30 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
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To: Live and let live conservative

I would rather feed my wonderful cat $95 caviar than ever meet B.O. HUSSEIN and I would VOTE for my Cat without the bat of the eye. Screw B.O.!


20 posted on 07/07/2008 6:14:53 PM PDT by True Republican Patriot (mericThe Republicaa dodgedns)
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