"Knock yourself out."
Posted on 07/07/2008 1:52:51 PM PDT by Scythian
You know that old adage ‘use it or lose it’?
The saying can now be applied toward men and sex, according to new research involving erectile dysfunction, Reuters reported Monday.
The July issue of the American Journal of Medicine reports that older men who have sex more than once a week are less likely to develop ED.
(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...
"Knock yourself out."
Boy I heard that.
Try to help out, ask a few questions of the GF (what goes where etc), and next thing I know she's in the kitchen butting me out of the way. I'm not doing it right. I don't put the flatware in the basket right, all sorts of silly nit picky crap.
After a while you just throw up your hands and say what's the use? And you still get crap for not helping out. [sigh].
I finally figured out it was better to do all that stuff when she wasn't around.
My wife NEEDS to read this extremely important article!
A urologist told me "Keeping the prostate empty can reduce the risk of cancer. Solitaire counts, but you do NOT have to tell your wife that part....".
No, you probably give the same performance when you are awake.
I should be fine. I get my meds 3 or 4 times a week. Of course I WORK for it. And no I am not complaining.
My X told me that was adultery.
On the other hand (pun intended) I never had to use a line on her.
Try that answer too many times and he may go find a new tango partner...
Sorry to hear that. Regardless of what people say a good sex life is crucial to a marriage.
My empathy. Been there done that.
TRUE!! One can be hung like a horse and still not get any. Sluts only care about penis size...real women want you to give yourself emotionally, etc.
I know. Cuz I am not hung like a horse and I do a lot around the house to make her less tired at the end of the night. The rewards are sweeeet!!
NittanyLion ~ Try that answer too many times and he may go find a new tango partner...
...and you can play bingo undisturbed...
I can just see you on the stand during divorce hearings:
“(sobbing)and...and... he wouldn’t bwahhh even bwahhhhhh touch me anymore bwahhhhhhhhhh”
Works for me.
Watermelon for everyone!
I have bookmarked the article. Aspects of it might even save my own marriage. :)
About doing the dishes all wrong:
My older brother, 10 years older, gave me some wisdom that has served me well. Do the dishes, and mess it up. With any luck, she will kick you out of the kitchen, and you won’t be allowed to do them. Everytime you try to help, always mess it up. She will give up, and you are out of helping. I found out it works with alot of things. Even now, almost 19 years later, with me telling my wife about it, she still lets me get out of things by doing this....and she knows what I am doing....LOL
Oh . . . . . . dishes.
I thought we were still on flowers.
What advise would you give to someone hung like a horse and heck at washing dishes, and STILL not getting any?
just askin’.
Milk Through Nostrils
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