[ClearCase_guy]

1) I own a dog
2) Now that I have your attention let me tell you that the above statement is not true.
3) Although in some cases it is.
4) But let me tell you a story that has nothing to do with dogs.
5) I hang out with famous people.
6) I have nothing coherent to say on any subject.

[evets]

You had me at ‘dog’.

[brwnsuga]

..... back to English Composition 111.... for that gentleman.

[the_devils_advocate_666]

I wish I had just skipped the article and read your post instead.

[Gator113]

Very nicely done.

[LongElegantLegs]

Concise and informative. Bravo!

[Osage Orange]

You whiffed me at “I own”...........