[gonzo]

"...Let's get legal; It's a lot easier if you're packing. If you dial 911 and aren't put on hold, you may have a lengthy wait till the LEOs show up..."

How to get a Cop!

911: Yes, how can we help you?
caller: Yeah, there's a guy breaking into my garage,
I can see him through the kitchen window.
Can you send the Police?
911: We can have a Police car there within 30 minutes!
caller: But he's breaking into my garage now!
911: Just stay on the line, Sir!

Think of this as a Bob Newhart skit ...

caller: Hello, 911?
911: Yes, how can we help you?
Yeah, uh, I'm the guy that called about the burglar breaking into my garage a coupla minutes ago ...?
911: Yes?
Well, I shot the son-of-a-bitch twice, and he's on the ground, and he's not moving ...
911: Oh-My-God

(Sounds of sirens in 15 seconds)

caller: It's OK - the Cops are here now ... Thanks!

Moral: I carry a gun because a copper is too damned heavy, AND, there ain't no Dunkin' Donuts on my street!

This is not legal advice - it's just my opinion. Learn the difference!

Must be an election comin' up. The TV's turnin' brown ................. FRegards

[Bob Ireland]

When the police and National Guard came into New Orleans after hurr. Katrina, they confiscated all legal weapons... NOT the illegal ones, the legal ones; one elderly woman, who refused to give up her [unloaded] gun was smashed in the face, and her gun taken. Only the looters were allowed to keep their weapons.

You can watch the NRA video by going to http://www.glennbeck.com/