[Swordmaker]

I think it would be easier to get the Vatican to give you a sample of the Shroud of Turin for destructive testing than to get either Hussein’s birth certificate or Kerry’s form 180.

Actually, the Vatican did that in 1988...

[hellbender]

Yes, but only after years of requests, and only a tiny sample was given to carefully chosen researchers. In contrast, Kerry’s form 180 remains invisible, and so will Hussein’s birth certificate. Even Hillary and Sandy Burglar can’t get it.