Posted on 06/23/2008 3:37:43 AM PDT by ninonitti
NEW YORK (CBS) ― A dwarf charged with prostituting an underage runaway will appear in Kings County Supreme Court on Monday. Jacqueline Green, a.k.a. 'Shorty,'due to her 3 foot 9 inch height, is charged with promoting prostitution and child endangerment for allegedly pimping a 15-year-old that ran away from a troubled home.
According to published reports, Green is accused of using her Bedford-Stuyvesant apartment as a sex pad for clients who paid $250 per half-hour for intercourse, and $100 per half-hour of oral sex.
Clients were found using Craigslist.
Green, 26, pleaded not guilty to all charges. The teenage girl was returned to her family. It is not clear how the two met.
Neighbors at Green's Brooklyn housing project were not surprised by the arrest, where she was described as a "hustler," and a "player."
Reginald Forden told the Post, "I didn't know she was a pimp, but I'm not surprised."
Dwarf pimps in the NYC subways, hell - this is a Jerry Springer Show already scripted and ready for broadcast.
New York POST headline writers are reduced to a babbling stupor by the sheer wealth of possibilities!
Hehe -
sorry, but I laughed a bit too. I was thinking of a 1950s B-movie: ‘I Was A Ho For A Dwarf Pimp’, or something to that effect... Ray Dennis Steckler would have had a field day.
How about a movie title like "Hi Ho!".
A purely technical question. Why is the price so different for a half hour of different kinds of sex?
Why is the price so different for a half hour of different kinds of sex? ...................... Yeah, good question, since one of them isn’t considered sex. sarc/
>>>A dwarf charged with prostituting an underage runaway will appear in Kings County Supreme Court on Monday. Jacqueline Green, a.k.a. ‘Shorty,’due to her 3 foot 9 inch height
When the husband calls from work and says he’s stopping for a short one on the way home, be suspicious.
Well....
Oral sex isn’t really sex, y’see..
Maybe not, but you would think the dry cleaning bills would drive up the price.
So a pimp walks into the bar and the bartender asks: "Feeling down today?"
Clients were found using Craigslist.......I wonder if you had to look her up.
Oddly enough, I remember a time when any respectable newspaper would never have considered running this story because someone on the editorial staff would remind everyone that “families read our newspaper”.
I have no doubt that most people look down on the Pimp.
Wow, you must be old like me. Salaciousness sells. Who needs responsibility?
Hi ho, Hi ho, it’s off to work you go.
Years ago, I had a meeting with a woman who wanted to divorce her husband who (she said) was a dwarf. But that wasn’t the reason she was divorcing him. He also was a wrestler and gay. I don’t remember whether I priced myself out of her range or she just didn’t think I was serious enough about it to do a good job. :-) Seriously though, I really admire the little people who manage to survive honorably in this world.
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