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1. He has heart attack.
2. All goes black
3. He 'comes to', and ...

4. "F**K!!! F**K!!! I was WRONG!!! I'm SORRY!!! OH SH!T!!! NOOOO!!! FORGIVE ME!!! OH NOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOO!!!! PLEASE GOD, I DIDN"T KNOW... HELP ME!!! HELP ME!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

16 posted on 06/22/2008 10:01:09 PM PDT by Captainpaintball

To: Captainpaintball

maybe you should drink decaff this late?

45 posted on 06/22/2008 10:18:46 PM PDT by wafflehouse (RE-ELECT NO ONE !)

To: Captainpaintball

Is that an attempt at humor, or are you just exhibiting a certain level of breathtaking, classless, inanity?

Carlin rocked.

RIP, George. Tell Kinnison, Belushi, and Kaufman that their fourth for bridge is in the house.

59 posted on 06/22/2008 10:39:34 PM PDT by NCPAC

To: Captainpaintball

1. He had a heart attack.
2. All went black

Fixed.

Jerk.

63 posted on 06/22/2008 10:44:04 PM PDT by schlockandflaws (If conservatives hate Hollywood so much, why are they so hot for one more C-list hack actor?)

To: Captainpaintball

69 posted on 06/22/2008 11:02:05 PM PDT by Cymbaline (I repeat myself when under stress I repeat myself when under stress I repeat myself when under stres)

To: Captainpaintball

Hey! Who's the s**t-for-brains c******king p***y who took my response down? This is a f****n' George Carlin memorial thread. And if the man is going to be attacked by some small-minded c**t with one of the seven f****n' dirty words, then the man should be defended with as many of 'em as it takes.

Therefore, to f****n' repeat myself.

1. He has heart attack.
2. All goes black
3. He 'comes to', and ...

4. "F**K!!! F**K!!! I was WRONG!!! I'm SORRY!!! OH SH!T!!! NOOOO!!! FORGIVE ME!!! OH NOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOO!!!! PLEASE GOD, I DIDN"T KNOW... HELP ME!!! HELP ME!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

And God says, "S**t, George, calm the f**k down and don't P**s yourself. Jesus f****n' Christ, there ain't no way I'm goin' to let a "M**********r like you who made Me laugh so f****n' much end up anywhere but here. Here, have an angel. Take this one, she's a big fan of yours. Pretty little c**t, ain't she? Nice t**s. And take it from Me, she's a great c********r. You two go off and have a f****n' great time, okay? Say hi to Lenny for Me."

107 posted on 06/23/2008 6:11:24 AM PDT by onewhowatches

To: Captainpaintball

Hey George, got any more good ones while I'm roasting you...I love a good joke!

158 posted on 06/23/2008 10:24:16 AM PDT by meandog ((please pray for future President McCain, day minus 220 and counting))

To: Captainpaintball

Your tone seems a bit gleeful.

170 posted on 06/23/2008 2:05:48 PM PDT by Petronski (Scripture & Tradition must be accepted & honored w/equal sentiments of devotion & reverence. CCC 82)

To: Captainpaintball

Yep. I’m with you. Sadly for Carlin.

205 posted on 06/25/2008 12:31:36 PM PDT by Joya (Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, Savior, have mercy on me, a sinner!)

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