Have you ever met a shrink that wasn’t a little bonkers themselves?
Actually, yes. Next question?
susie
One of the most memorable days of my life occurred where I used to work, a place that had an eccentric lesbian as a bookkeeper. One morning she came in, sat down at her desk, and laid her head down on her arms. One of us regular guys cautiously asked her what was wrong.
"My psychiatrist committed suicide."
All us regular guys clamped our hands over our mouths and fastwalked out of the office, trotted out the back door, and exploded. Insensitive? Yes. It's a guy thing.
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