[smedley64]

Yeah Obama, go curl up in the fetal position under your couch and suck your thumb, just like you’ll do when the world implodes around you if you’re elected.

[hsalaw]

Strategists for Mr. Obama, the country’s first black nominee, have made it clear that they believe they need to take extra steps to control his image and protect against attack.

Translation: they realize he's a real moron when he's off the teleprompter, so they can't let that happen anymore.