Who says he can’t “go on tour”?
Bush could always hang him from the porch on January 15th, 2009, then drag the body out of town on the 20th, chained to the trailer hitch of his pickup truck. Whatever’s left by the time he gets to Crawford could be sent to a taxidermist, the end product set on his mantlepiece, photographed, and pictures sent via email all over the ME with the caption “Allah Couldn’t Save Him; Allah Can’t Save YOU, Either”
Ahhh, but it’s a nice dream, though.