Posted on 06/15/2008 11:29:48 AM PDT by winstonwolf33
Figures.
“Olbermann is uncoordinated - he can’t drive, having once smashed his swollen head leaping into a subway car. The concussion permanently upset his equilibrium, he claims.”
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Are you it just wasnt his equilibrium that was damaged with his “swollen head”? I didn’t know he was a stuntman as well.
chris matthews, “the leg”
keith, “the legs”
>>>Are you it just wasnt his equilibrium that was damaged with his “swollen head”? I didn’t know he was a stuntman as well.
I think his issues all stem from the cranial infestation of fecal matter supplanting brain matter....and the feces is off-gassing methane...he’s got to release the intellectual flatus on his tv show or his head will explode.
produces a prickling, itching or crawling feeling?
I sometimes have this at night and it’s not like that but there is no prickling, itching or crawling feeling. It’s muscles that don’t want to relax and I automatically have to move my legs.
I wonder if Jon Kerry has the same problem? Does this symptom only affect liberals? I think a few tens of millions of dollars should be funded to study this. I get a cut 10% just for suggesting it!
“Olbermann actually thinks he’d rock in a nightly news slot, boasting, “I think it would not do any worse than the three that are out there now.”
Well,,, that’s some real confidence showin’ there! “They suck, so I’d suck just as much!”
Chris Matthews crawls up Obie’s legs?
LOL, so he is “full of it”? That explains everything.
ewwwwwwwwwwww
nasty picture
What’s up with liberal legs these days? Little Crissy Mathews has a similar condition I believe.
Unreal.
Obamanovirus.
I would attribute it to a large, ugly bug thas has proceeded in the direction of his gluteus maximus, and crawled into the nearest body orfice once there.
This is a wonderful thread - the images were delightful and the commentary which flooded into my weird mind... well I won’t go there...thanks for the laugh however!
I wonder if they both wore pantihose it might curb the urge to dance in place?
People should quit trying to come up with excuses for Olbermann.
I’t pretty simple really. He’s just batsh!t crazy.
Olbermann has become a “power” at NBC since their hard left turn from mere liberal bias to Stalinist propaganda. Olberboy obviously considers himself the heir apparent to Russert, and the boss of brian williams and the rest of NBC “News”. It’s really disgusting to see an entire network prostrate itself to such slime as the kos-kids and their head cheerleader Olberfuhrer, a brain-damaged, failed sportscaster whose fake rants serve as “news” to a few hundred idiots.
Restless Leg Syndrome? Not a problem!
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