[M203M4]

A mere fifteen years ago, this could have only been in The Onion. And people would have laughed.

Future opening line:

Following the traditional live-birth-abortion and fetal rape ceremony held atop the altar, an Anglican church has held a homosexual coprophilia party accented by bestiality and and necrophilia for the first time in a move that will deepen the rift between liberals and traditionalists...

[livius]

I started laughing at your post, and then I realized...it probably won’t even take 15 years this time.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Well, I had to look up “coprophilia.” I only wish I didn’t.