Posted on 06/13/2008 12:27:09 AM PDT by paudio
I hope you mean to say “defecation”. What you said is quite different.
A nice piece of *ss?
Pin the tail on the donkey?
Gerry Studds (as the donkey)? (Mark Foley is a Republican, so he'd have been an *elephant* -- I shudder to think of the pics).
NAMBLA? (North America Man-Burro Love Association)?
Cheers!
(Shudders.)
The ultimate Blog Pimping Ping..
(snicker)
I expect this sort of thing from Democrats. But a Republican? Doesn't anyone go for straight sex anymore?
Yeah, most people have straight sex.
You can’t expect the wealthy and privileged to ever have straight sex. Straight anything, for that matter, regardless of party or religion.
Privilege Perverts Positively.
Isn't that the truth. Most of us normal folks don't mind a little, errr, variety now and again, and still our tastes sensibly exclude from such endeavors the involvement of barnyard animals.
Until we passed the Seventeenth Amendment to the Constitution Senators were chosen by each State Legislature, not elected by the people. Senators were supposed to represent the interests of the States and the House was supposed to represent the interests of the people.
The Founders figured each group would jealously guard their own powers and so provide balance. Then, bad judges would be impeached for trying to take power from the Legislative Branch. Now days they all work together to take power from we the people and make themselves rich and powerful.
The stuff sounds more like bathroom-humor than porn.
The description of the aroused-donkey-chasing-a-man video triggered a memory. I’ll bet I know exactly what that was, and it wasn’t a bit pornographic, no nudity or intent of beastiality. The video I’m thinking of likely played on America’s Funniest Home Videos, but with the donkey’s naughty bits pixelated so parents of young children wouldn’t freak out.
Situation: A drive through the countryside, a man with a full bladder. He pulls over to answer nature’s call, and seeking privacy from the roadside (and his buddy with the video camera), he picks his way through a barbed wire fence. Unfortunately for him, his intrusion triggers a dominance reaction from the stallion who considers that pasture his domain.
He’s fleeing the donkey’s aggression, but can’t get far before his unbuttoned pants sag down his legs. And he can’t button his pants because he’s too busy fending off the donkey when it gets too close. Wash, rinse, repeat.
Of course the buddy holding the camera is laughing his butt off while trying to keep the camera trained on the action in the field. No inclination at all to find a good spot in the fence and hold the wire down for his friend to escape, LOL!
Oops, I claimed there was no nudity. In truth, there WERE a few flashes of rotund, pink, middle-aged man-butt. But unless you like your man terrified and running for his life from a disgruntled farm animal, it wasn’t titilating at all. Just hysterically funny from this side of the fence.
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