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Preaching the gospel of Barack Obama
UnionLeader.com ^ | June 10,2008 | Jonah Goldberg

Posted on 06/10/2008 4:20:49 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776

IS BARACK Obama the Messiah?

Before we answer that question, let me vent for a moment. In 2000 I was cruelly denied the Pulitzer despite being the only columnist in America to ask the pressing question: Is Al Gore an alien? The evidence was there for all to see. He was born nine months after the mysterious alien sighting at Roswell, N.M. His weird syntax and verbal rhythms are otherworldly. He often refers to "earth" or "this planet" as if he's just passing through, and he once angrily complained to the Washington Post that it had printed a picture of the earth from outer space "upside down." There is no "upside down" in space -- unless Gore had his childhood view in mind.

At least I'm not in the wilderness this time. Lots of people have pondered the possibility that Barack is our Divine Redeemer. There are Web sites dedicated to the question "Is Barack Obama the Messiah?" Google that question and you'll get more than 35,000 hits. (Enter just the words "Messiah" and "Obama" and you'll get nearly 10 times that.)

(Excerpt) Read more at unionleader.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
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To: AmericanMade1776

The Obama Messiah Watch
Introducing a periodic feature considering evidence that Obama is the son of God.
By Timothy Noah
Posted Monday, Jan. 29, 2007, at 6:23 PM ET
Is Barack Obama—junior U.S. senator from Illinois, best-selling author, Harvard Law Review editor, Men’s Vogue cover model, and “exploratory” presidential candidate—the second coming of our Savior and our Redeemer, Prince of Peace and King of Kings, Jesus Christ? His press coverage suggests we can’t dismiss this possibility out of hand. I therefore inaugurate the Obama Messiah Watch, which will periodically highlight gratuitously adoring biographical details that appear in newspaper, television, and magazine profiles of this otherworldly presence in our midst.
http://www.slate.com/id/2158578/


21 posted on 06/10/2008 4:58:21 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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March 26, 2008
Obama’s Messiah Shtick
Messiah: “One who is anticipated as, regarded as, or professes to be a savior or liberator.” American Heritage Dictionary

Schtick: “Yiddish slang meaning “gimmick” that has come to mean “someone’s signature behavior.”
http://www.americanthinker.com/2008/03/obamas_messiah_shtick.html


22 posted on 06/10/2008 4:59:53 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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The Obama Messiah Phenomenon also Known as Obamessiah

23 posted on 06/10/2008 5:02:03 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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From Politico http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0208/Parodies_of_the_day_Obama_Messiah_Clintons_Wisconsin_challenge.html

24 posted on 06/10/2008 5:04:26 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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Monday, June 09, 2008

BARACK OBAMA

‘Magic,’ ‘Lightbringer’, ‘Messiah’ — Not New Terms To Obama

http://campaignspot.nationalreview.com/post/?q=ZDZmZDc4NDQwODRjNjNjNGIyNzA4NjQ1ZTc4NDlmNzg=


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No Gospel here. Just plain un-Americanism.


34 posted on 06/10/2008 5:40:21 PM PDT by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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To: AmericanMade1776

Revelation 14:9-11

9 Then another angel, a third, followed them, crying with a loud voice, ‘Those who worship the beast and its image, and receive a mark on their foreheads or on their hands, 10they will also drink the wine of God’s wrath, poured unmixed into the cup of his anger, and they will be tormented with fire and sulphur in the presence of the holy angels and in the presence of the Lamb. 11And the smoke of their torment goes up for ever and ever. There is no rest day or night for those who worship the beast and its image and for anyone who receives the mark of its name.’


35 posted on 06/10/2008 5:55:18 PM PDT by DarthVader (Liberal Democrats are the party of EVIL whose time of judgement has come.)
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“Obama..this nation is great, but they are not stupid.”

That might not be true. He did his homework and studies of the public. He watched the U-Scan at Warmart for and hour After seeing in the one hour, the three who needed help to scan an item or two, he realized 55% of average Americans are as stupid as he is.

So he figures he is a cinch to win. He predicts a sweep of all 57 states.

36 posted on 06/10/2008 5:57:39 PM PDT by JSteff (This election is about the 3 to 5 supremes who will retire in the next 8 years, vote accordingly.)
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To: AmericanMade1776
“Obama..this nation is great, but they are not stupid.”

That might not be true. He did his homework and studies of the public. He watched the U-Scan at Warmart for and hour After seeing in the one hour, the three who needed help to scan an item or two, he realized 55% of average Americans are as stupid as he is.

So he figures he is a cinch to win. He predicts a sweep of all 57 states.

37 posted on 06/10/2008 5:57:44 PM PDT by JSteff (This election is about the 3 to 5 supremes who will retire in the next 8 years, vote accordingly.)
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