John Kerry, step down for the sake of the people in your state. With Teddy Kennedy in the hospital and your lousy attendance record, Massachusetts is not represented in the Senate.
This turn of events mans the Republic is safer than it would be with both in DC!
Kerry is a lazy SOB. But your other SOB has done this country some very serious damage. Ted's staff of left wing wonks are a menace, and Ted is often so blotto he doesn't even realize it... or even care.
When the hell are you massholes going to shape up and go to a two-party system?