[Das Outsider]

I believe there are many paths to power. But the shortest path is for me to steal the election for President of the United States by counting the votes over and over again until I win. (Barakianity)

From the book of Evasions, 4:3:

And B'rok 'Bomma saith unto the people, "It has been said that 'Thou shalt employ climate control as deemed wise,' but I say unto you, 'You shall not cool thy dwelling at seventy-two degrees or below.'

[Jo Nuvark]

LOL! You are immensely clever.

[Erasmus]

From the Book of PUnter, 1:1:

"And he was Lillian Roth in his extremity.
Merrily, merrily he came unto them saying: 'Merrily, Merrily, for I am come.'
And he came.
And he came unto the house of his father's mother's brother's servant saying, Where am I?
And there was none there to answer him, not even no one saying, Yea nowhere;
But in the land of reversible cups, and sanitary pedestals;
And he dwelt in that land a long time, like worms out of a hot cheese log."