You swine. You vulgar little lower case maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Arkansas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed (pot) , a fungus, the dregs of this earth. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meat slapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.
I'm sorry. I can't go on. You are the epiphany of stupid. After this, you will not hear from me again. I don't have enough time nor desire left to deride your ignorant and half baked comments. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners.
I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective.
I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
I had named the file something way back when and forgot where I put it.
BTW Old Sarge, my rant above is not aimed at you, but the troll / original poster.