EEEEEeeewwww.
This should make for great toilet reading.
sounds like a real toe-tapper
I’m quivering with antici.... pation.
It may not end up on bookshelves, but it could end up hanging in mens room stalls across the nation.
"Larry Craig doesn't tap dance around controversy as he flushes down his critics by taking a wide stance on everything from water boarding to water closets"
Perhaps he should write a few articles for “The Gay Blade” first, just to get his chops wet.
“How I Chased Geronimo Into The Men’s Room At The Airport, And Lived To Tell The Tale...
“Or, How My Wide Stance, Hurt My Chance, Of Starting A Great Romance.”
Chapter 1: “I go to that bathroom regularly”
Chapter 2: The art of the wide stance
Chapter 3: How to keep your pants from sliding down
Chapter 4: When to pick up TP scraps and when to leave them on the floor
Chapter 5: Tap, Tap, Tap
Chapter 6: “I don’t do those sorts of things”
Chapter 7: Rent-free accomodations
Chapter 8: The secret knock
GO AWAY LARRY!
“Tiptoe through the Tulips”
Suggested working title: “Stalling....It’s My Calling!”
I knew this thread had laughs written all over it and it didn’t disappoint. Too many good posts here to comment on them all, congrats to all of you. Keep ‘em coming! I couldn’t resist.
"I Didn't Blow It, So Stop Stalling"
"Mister Bojangles: A Minneapolis Romance"
I’ve seen Craig on C-SPAN a couple of times in the past few months, asking questions in congressional hearings, earnestly endeavoring to be taken seriously.
With wide stanzas.
Minnesota baseball team hands out “bobble-foot” dolls as a promotion
http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2008/05/minn-team-gives.html
“Wide Stance at the glory hole - my exploits through airport bathrooms around the country”
Sen. Craig promises the book will be delivered in a plain brown envelope.