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To: CarrotAndStick; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; ...
Red Dwarf Ping!


DAVE: --only everything's ... opposite?
DEBBIE: Oh, I don't know if everything's opposite. It seems like that.
DAVE: So you come from a female-orientated society?
DEBBIE: Well, it's not exactly female-orientated anymore, not since the sixties. You know, the equal-rights-for-men marches. You know, they burned their jockstraps and all that.
DAVE: Stop!
DEBBIE: Haven't you read "The Male Eunuch" by Jeremy Greer?
DAVE: So, your history is parallel to ours as well? So, hang on... erm, who was the first person on the moon?
DEBBIE: Nellie Armstrong.
LISTER: NELLIE Armstrong? So... who wrote Hamlet?
ARLENE: (Entering with ARNOLD) Will Shakespeare.
DAVE: Ah, so he was a bloke.
DEBBIE: No, she was a woman. Wilma Shakespeare.
ARLENE: Yeah, she wrote all the greats: "Racheal the Third," "The Taming of the Shrimp."

46 posted on 05/28/2008 8:52:57 AM PDT by null and void (Capitalism=>Audi, BMW, Porsche, Volkswagon. |WALL| Communism=>Trabi. Any questions?)
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To: null and void

Red Dwarf Ping!

Please add me to the list!

Thank you in advance

8^)


78 posted on 05/28/2008 3:11:24 PM PDT by The SISU kid (I feel really homesick all the time & so do all the other aliens.....)
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