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Planet Slayer: Prof. Schpinkee’s Greenhouse Calculator
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| 2003
| Australian Broadcasting Company
Posted on 05/27/2008 5:30:14 PM PDT by i_dont_chat
Take a look at this web page.
Find out when you should DIE:
http://www.abc.net.au/science/planetslayer/greenhouse_calc.htm
Propaganda to brain wash Australian children. A questionnaire to calculate your carbon footprint and predict how long you will/should live on the planet.
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: carbon; carboncult; climatechange; environment; footprint; green; greenreligion; lifehate; longevity
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I answered the questions somewhat exaggerated, and my calculation (last page) told me that I was a big, fat pig, and that I used up my portion of the planet by the age of 2.5 years, and that I should DIE at 2.5 years.
Apparently the only way you can LIVE is if you invest in green companies / buy carbon credits (last question).
To: i_dont_chat
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posted on
05/27/2008 5:30:53 PM PDT
by
i_dont_chat
(The elephant has fallen and it can't get up.)
To: i_dont_chat
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posted on
05/27/2008 5:32:13 PM PDT
by
Always Right
(Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
To: i_dont_chat
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posted on
05/27/2008 5:33:54 PM PDT
by
festus
(Tagline removed.)
To: i_dont_chat
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posted on
05/27/2008 5:35:27 PM PDT
by
Joe Miner
To: Joe Miner
I answered as if I were Angelina Jolie Pitt, and it said I should NOT HAVE BEEN BORN!
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posted on
05/27/2008 5:37:22 PM PDT
by
i_dont_chat
(The elephant has fallen and it can't get up.)
To: i_dont_chat
Interesting that the more money you spend indicates how big the pig gets.
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posted on
05/27/2008 5:38:36 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(I miss the days when only the politicians were unethical.)
To: i_dont_chat
2.3 years
My only exaggeration was air travel.
Guess I’ll have to go shoot a 100 greenies to offset my carbon footprint!
To: Joe Miner
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posted on
05/27/2008 5:41:37 PM PDT
by
p. henry
To: p. henry
It’s obvious, we are all a bunch of pigs. oink, oink
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posted on
05/27/2008 5:43:09 PM PDT
by
i_dont_chat
(The elephant has fallen and it can't get up.)
To: LibWhacker
Exaggerate everything and it will probably say you should have been aborted.
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posted on
05/27/2008 5:43:38 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(I miss the days when only the politicians were unethical.)
To: cripplecreek
The only factors that matter in the test is how much money you spend, and what percentage is spent on “green” stuff
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posted on
05/27/2008 5:44:54 PM PDT
by
PapaBear3625
("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell)
To: p. henry
2.6
Gee, do I feel guilty /sarc
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posted on
05/27/2008 5:48:07 PM PDT
by
NewHampshireDuo
(Earth - Taking care of itself since 4.6 billion BC)
To: i_dont_chat; Entrepreneur; Defendingliberty; WL-law; Genesis defender; proud_yank; FrPR; ...
To: i_dont_chat
The authors think I should have died at 3.3 years.
Personally, I don't think any of them should have ever been conceived.
To: cripplecreek
Interesting that the more money you spend indicates how big the pig gets.
Well, that explains Al Gore.
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posted on
05/27/2008 5:59:54 PM PDT
by
i_dont_chat
(The elephant has fallen and it can't get up.)
To: i_dont_chat
Anyone remember the movie “Logan’s Run”?
To: PapaBear3625
The only factors that matter in the test is how much money you spend, and what percentage is spent on “green” stuffExactly. What if you're in southern California or Florida and spend most of the money on the mortgage of a small condo? What if food costs 1000x what it does in the 3rd world or in developing countries? What if medical costs are through the roof? Money just isn't a good indicator. Cost of living varies enormously around the world.
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posted on
05/27/2008 6:01:51 PM PDT
by
dan1123
(If you want to find a person's true religion, ask them what makes them a "good person".)
To: i_dont_chat
8.9!
This site is creepy. I wonder how much energy these pigs use to produce and run it?
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posted on
05/27/2008 6:10:16 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: i_dont_chat
live free or die at age 1.2
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