Jenna Bush tells Ellen She Can Use the Ranch for Her Same-Sex Wedding

ABC ^ | May 27, 2008 | Jake Tapper

[balch3]

People Magazine reports that in an appearance on Ellen to air this Wednesday, First Daughter Jenna Hager (nee Bush), sitting with her mother First Lady Laura Bush, tells Ellen DeGeneres that she can use the President's ranch in Crawford for DeGeneres' pending same-sex wedding with actress Portia de Rossi.

"So, the ranch was a great place to get married," DeGeneres says, "it looked like nobody could fly over and get pictures or bother you, really."

"Yeah," says Hager, "that was really nice."

"So, can we borrow it for our wedding," DeGeneres asks. "Can we get the ranch?"

"Sure," says Hager.

"Okay, great," says DeGeneres.

[balch3]

just great.

[Wolfie]

Come on. She’s on the spot, so she gave the ok. And I’m sure Ellen knows she’s not getting anywhere near that ranch.

[unkus]

Why not do a recreation of Woodstock down at the ranch too?

[LowTaxesEqualProsperity]

What do you expect for a nation that has become a cesspool, regardless of which “party” is in power?

[So Cal Rocket]

Unless the ranch somehow gets moved to Massachusetts or California, there won’t be a gay wedding there, since there is no gay marriage in Texas.

[Doogle]

Jenna's going to have an open invite to Degenerates show

[mnehring]

The title isn't really accurate. Jenna didn't say she could use it for her ‘same sex wedding’, Ellen asked if she could used it, Jenna said sure. Same-sex wedding wasn't part of the conversation. To make the title accurate, one would have to first be able to read Jenna's mind to know ‘same sex’ was even a thought and secondly, not know that it wasn't just a polite ‘sure’ versus ‘piss off’. All I've seen in the many times this has been posted is video of Jenna being polite.

[Hatteras]

I thought Portia called that wedding off last week?

[Sacajaweau]

Same cr** Ellen pulled on McCain..."So, you'll walk me down the aisle?"....AFTER he already said VERY CLEARLY: "Marriage is between a man and a woman".

It's all about Ellen, isn't it!!

[AprilfromTexas]

We still have laws against that in Texas.

[Lurking Libertarian]

I thought Portia called that wedding off last week?

That article was satire.

[Berlin_Freeper]

They need to put in a pigpen.

[unkus]

“We still have laws against that in Texas.”

Well, you should be “Progressive” like San Francisco!!—NOT

[Ann Archy]

For Pete’s sake....cut the kid some slack...what was she SUPPOSED to say? Geesh.

[ConservativeMajority]

Cindy Sheehan’s ditch outside the Bush ranch is available I hear.

[Elvina]

When Fox News was first running the Degeneres marriage story, my closed caption spelled out in black and white “Ellen Degenerate announces upcoming wedding...”!!!!! I wonder who types these captions?? Is it Voice Recognition software or a closet Freeper?

[MrLee]

“For Pete’s sake....cut the kid some slack...what was she SUPPOSED to say? Geesh.”

No! Not if you’re going to make a joke out of the institution of marriage created by God! Sorry, but you’ll have to discuss your options with Him NOT me.

[weegee]

Why not get married at Ted Kennedy’s beach house? He gets a no-fly-zone over his ‘howiz’ too.

[trumandogz]

However, McCain also said that he believes Gays and Lesbians should be allowed to enter into Civil Unions.

Civil Union + Marriage under a different name

[dusttoyou]

Better question: why is everyone running over to this queer’s show to kiss up to these faggots???