Except better dressed.

By this I mean that Vince Foster was NOT murdered. He was a psychologically tortured semi-decent individual who committed suicide over the guilt at being associated with the evil and crimes committed by the democrat party.
So their Gov was busted for sleeping with prostitutes. His replacement immediately admitted to cheating on his wife. The next state over Gov was having sex with men in truck stops. The crime lab has been falsifying evidence.
All those elitists in the North East sure need to get their act together.
men with access to guns and drugs, DON'T hang themselves...Spitzerized..
WTH is going on up there?!?
Spitzer’s corruption is causing suicide now?!?
If he had a conscience he’d know these deaths are on his hands. Then again, some are saying these hangings aren’t suicide but Spitzer goons getting rid of loose ends.
Hmmm. I’m no detective, but I think I would keep my eye on anybody named, “Garrry”.



If we get a third guy committing suicide by hanging, people may start talking about NewYorkicides.
Spitzers boys are hanging themselves. Oh well, it’s cheaper than a trial.
OK.... So what’s the shocking part?
It’s far worse than Arkansas. It’s had more time to corrupt itself. Secret grand juries. Political payoffs. Racketeering. Entrenched power and deal making. The list goes on.
Make someone write a suicide note at gunpoint, grab them in a headlock, snap the neck, hang em up and call it a suicide. Simple enough.