I post this in "News" vice "General", as while the article is just plain odd, there are some pretty serious implications to it. Particularly considering that it has not been dismissed outright by the European Court of Human Rights.
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To: markomalley
Aren’t Chimps polygamists????
2 posted on
05/23/2008 12:05:21 PM PDT by
Rick.Donaldson
(http://www.transasianaxis.com - Please visit for latest on DPRK/Russia/China/et al.)
To: markomalley
Another Democratic voting constituency?
To: markomalley
4 posted on
05/23/2008 12:09:23 PM PDT by
kingattax
(99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
To: markomalley
I hate every ape I see from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z
But they’ll never make a monkey out of me.
5 posted on
05/23/2008 12:10:26 PM PDT by
Borges
To: markomalley
Why not? He’s probably smarter than most of the animal rights activists anyway.
6 posted on
05/23/2008 12:10:38 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Voting CONSERVATIVE in memory of 5 children killed by illegals 2/17/08 and 2/19/ 08)
To: markomalley
If you prick them, do they not bleed?
7 posted on
05/23/2008 12:10:46 PM PDT by
eastsider
(/s)
To: markomalley
...abducted into an alien environment, traumatized and locked up in an enclosure...Musta' had the cubicle next to me at GE.
8 posted on
05/23/2008 12:11:09 PM PDT by
realdifferent1
(I hope the 'War on Terror' goes better than the 'War on Poverty'.)
To: markomalley
Great more democratic voters.
10 posted on
05/23/2008 12:11:20 PM PDT by
Kimmers
To: markomalley
New tax enhancement scheme, EU-style.
11 posted on
05/23/2008 12:11:49 PM PDT by
toddlintown
(My kingdom for a beer!)
To: markomalley
URPeans have long ago left the reservation...
12 posted on
05/23/2008 12:11:49 PM PDT by
hosepipe
(CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole....)
To: markomalley
Maybe after they grant the chimps human status, they’ll start considering unborn persons.
13 posted on
05/23/2008 12:12:01 PM PDT by
Marie2
(“I don’t want to give up eating all I want because of a failed hypothesis,” said Robinson)
To: markomalley
The chimp will soon be able to get married in California.
To: markomalley
Would I be able to legally marry one or at least get it under my health insurance plan as a domestic partner? Can I marry more than one? Would he/she be able to qualify for Affirmative Action? If I and it are discriminated against, would that be covered as a hate crime?
16 posted on
05/23/2008 12:16:04 PM PDT by
fish hawk
(Silence is often misinterpreted but never misquoted.)
To: markomalley
I guess a free education is next. It wouldn't noticeably change the demographics of most classrooms or the behaviors of most students.
17 posted on
05/23/2008 12:16:46 PM PDT by
WesternPacific
(I am tired of voting for the lesser of two evils!)
To: markomalley
Why can’t a chimp be a “legal” person ... a lot of jackasses are ...
18 posted on
05/23/2008 12:18:45 PM PDT by
clamper1797
(It would be insane to vote for Hussein)
To: markomalley
I’ll consider it if apes can do the jobs that Americans’ can’t.
20 posted on
05/23/2008 12:19:18 PM PDT by
AU72
To: markomalley
On another thread was a photo of his “Guardian”, a very cute woman. Anyone have a photo? Then I can repeat the comment I made on that thread:
“Give me a girl/Just like the girl/That this chimpanzee has”
What a Great Ape she is!
25 posted on
05/23/2008 12:21:55 PM PDT by
BlueStateBlues
(Blue State for business, Red State at heart..)
To: markomalley
Why not treat it as property? That’s what it is, just like a dog, cat, bird or goldfish.
Seems to me all that needs to be done is transfer ownership to the interested party.
26 posted on
05/23/2008 12:22:29 PM PDT by
Quality_Not_Quantity
(A half-truth masquerading as the whole truth becomes a complete untruth. (J.I. Packer)
To: markomalley
under Austrian law only humans may receive personal gifts. Austrian law also limits legal guardianship to humans. Seems to me that a couple of minor tweaks to Austrian law re gifts and legal guardianship would be a more reasonable route to the petitioner's praiseworthy objective.
To: markomalley
Marital rights will be next.
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