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...and the nutritional value of a condom is...
1 posted on 05/22/2008 6:34:08 AM PDT by VocalObserver
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To: VocalObserver

First things first...


2 posted on 05/22/2008 6:34:56 AM PDT by gridlock (RNC.com wants you to know... It's OK to vote against Barack Obama...)
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Thank God the UN is on the job ...

/sarc


3 posted on 05/22/2008 6:35:12 AM PDT by mgc1122
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LOL!


4 posted on 05/22/2008 6:36:23 AM PDT by Schnucki
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“UN Population Fund (UNFPA)”

“’We don’t want regular use of contraception disrupted. An emergency usually damages the health system, so people don’t have access to condoms and contraceptives,’ said Chaiyos.”

They are busy finding bizarre reasons to justify their existence and continued funding. What a bunch of maroons.


5 posted on 05/22/2008 6:36:39 AM PDT by indcons
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Unfortunately, the condoms are for the UN peacekeepers...
6 posted on 05/22/2008 6:37:07 AM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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U.N. = Useless Nations


8 posted on 05/22/2008 6:37:17 AM PDT by Sudetenland (Those diplomats serve best, who serve as cannon fodder to protect our troops!)
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People in Myanmar are dying of starvation, lack of medicine, and don't have shelter and the bone-heads at the UN are sending...condoms. What does that tell you liberals and there prurient worship of all things deviant?
9 posted on 05/22/2008 6:37:19 AM PDT by Obadiah (I remember when the climate never changed, then Bush stole the election.)
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A simple google search could have helped ;)

http://www.stockingshopping.com/edible-condoms-p-142.html


11 posted on 05/22/2008 6:38:53 AM PDT by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG 49) "Checkmate Cruiser")
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On second thoughts, I see no reason for my original contempt. The UN might be shipping the Burmese edible condoms.
12 posted on 05/22/2008 6:40:02 AM PDT by indcons (Add the "/sarc" tag where appropriate)
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On second thoughts, I see no reason for my original contempt. The UN might be shipping the Burmese edible condoms.
13 posted on 05/22/2008 6:40:31 AM PDT by indcons (Add the "/sarc" tag where appropriate)
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"...and the nutritional value of a condom is..."

ha-ha Reminds me of a handwritten note that I once saw on a restroom condom machine. "Don't buy any of this gum. It tastes like rubber."

15 posted on 05/22/2008 6:42:22 AM PDT by davisfh ( Islam is a serious mental illness)
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100,000 bodies floating in the streams and rivers, millions at risk from starvation, malaria and other diseases...the U.N. ships condoms.

Now that's good Liberal-think!
16 posted on 05/22/2008 6:42:54 AM PDT by Sudetenland (Those diplomats serve best, who serve as cannon fodder to protect our troops!)
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“A total of 218 400 condoms would be delivered, UNFPA aid advisor Chaiyos Kunanusont said.”

I thought the UN was sending disaster relief personnel to Myanmar, but if they are sending in condoms, I guess they are sending in peacekeeping troops. (Wouldn’t want those peacekeepers getting STDs.)


18 posted on 05/22/2008 6:44:05 AM PDT by No Truce With Kings (The opinions expressed are mine! Mine! MINE! All Mine!)
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I guess they were out of “Quit Smoking” kits.


19 posted on 05/22/2008 6:45:35 AM PDT by Reaganesque
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I hear you can use a UN condom for water filtration.


21 posted on 05/22/2008 6:48:12 AM PDT by Andy from Beaverton (I'm so anti-pc, I use a Mac)
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Tens of thousands of people are dead - the first priority apparently is to make sure that none of them are replaced.


23 posted on 05/22/2008 6:50:11 AM PDT by wideawake (Why is it that those who call themselves Constitutionalists know the least about the Constitution?)
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Dumb question - Are UN condoms blue on the end?


24 posted on 05/22/2008 6:51:00 AM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (Friends with umbrellas are outstanding in the rain.)
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It'll turn into an oil for condoms UN program and all we'll get out of it is the shaft.

26 posted on 05/22/2008 6:53:39 AM PDT by b4its2late (Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
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The message ---- Don't repopulate!
27 posted on 05/22/2008 6:54:58 AM PDT by bmwcyle (If God wanted us to be Socialist, Karl Marx would have been born in America.)
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Dear Government/Ruling Junta/Military Compound of Myanmar:

We deeply regret the resistance you have shown to allowing international aid to feed and house your people. However we know there is one issue on which we can agree: you don't want a horde of little Myanmartians running around in the filth and rubble, as you will then have even more mouths to starve. So please accept these UN approved condoms as a first step in your junta's recovery. We also have a large surplus of inflatable life rafts and traffic control flashlights available. These might also be useful gifts as your people starve and die of disease.

Sincerely, UN Population, Flotation and Traffic Control

29 posted on 05/22/2008 7:01:05 AM PDT by Sender ("Why is it that I can't just eat my waffle?" - Barack Hussein Obama)
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