1 posted on
05/20/2008 12:37:05 PM PDT by
Shermy
To: Shermy
I can’t say that I’ve ever been drunk enough to try to tap a lion on the nose.
2 posted on
05/20/2008 12:38:47 PM PDT by
kms61
To: Shermy
Slaps Lion’s Nose.
That is my new Indian name.
3 posted on
05/20/2008 12:39:21 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
To: Shermy
also known in the lion taming world as a “bi+ch-slap”.
a severe smackdown indeed!
4 posted on
05/20/2008 12:39:32 PM PDT by
woollyone
(100rnds bought per week adds up to over 5000 rounds gathered in a year...just saying!)
To: Shermy
“Hold my vodka and watch this.”
5 posted on
05/20/2008 12:39:46 PM PDT by
Proud_USA_Republican
(We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
To: Shermy
Talk about Messin’ with Sasquatch...
7 posted on
05/20/2008 12:40:56 PM PDT by
Hatteras
To: Shermy
9 posted on
05/20/2008 12:42:26 PM PDT by
EnigmaticAnomaly
(Proud member of the largest 'Hate Group' in the USA...The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy")
To: Shermy
Please to be holding mine vodka bump.
To: Shermy
Someone's gotta say it:
Darwin Award Nominee
To: Shermy
“Here, hold muh vodka and watch this”
12 posted on
05/20/2008 12:45:34 PM PDT by
Beagle8U
(FreeRepublic -- One stop shopping ....... Its the Conservative Super WalMart for news .)
To: Shermy
Another stubborn axiom of the Animal Kingdom:
DO NOT TAP a grown lion on the nose while it’s snoozing...even if you’re snockered.
13 posted on
05/20/2008 12:47:38 PM PDT by
RexBeach
To: Shermy
Drunken Russian zookeeper dies after lion slap attack
A thousand monkeys typing 24/7 couldn't come up with a headline more bizarre that that one.
16 posted on
05/20/2008 12:59:42 PM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
(Average White Conservative)
To: Shermy
To: IncPen; BartMan1; Forecaster
To: Shermy
23 posted on
05/20/2008 1:53:06 PM PDT by
wastedyears
(Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. - Optimus Prime)
To: Shermy
....entered the animal's enclosure while the lion slept and was attacked by the big cat as he tried to tap it on the nose.
No, the lion didn't attack the drunk. The drunk attacked the lion, the lion was startled from a sound nap and defended itself.
24 posted on
05/20/2008 1:53:58 PM PDT by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
To: Shermy
[ Following the attack the zookeeper was hospitalized in a critical condition undergoing surgery to amputate his hand but died from his injuries. ]
The Morale....
You could be attacked by a Lion OR WORSE you could get served by Russian Health Care.. When BOTH happens you're TOAST..
26 posted on
05/20/2008 1:56:32 PM PDT by
hosepipe
(CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole....)
To: lesser_satan; Larry Lucido
Drunken Russian Zookeeper PING!
27 posted on
05/20/2008 2:45:28 PM PDT by
RepoGirl
("Tom, I'm getting dead from you, but I'm not getting Undead..." -- Frasier Crane)
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