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Astrologers to predict next president at meeting

They should do some good and predict gas prices over the next few years. I need to make a budget.

1 posted on 05/18/2008 5:18:09 AM PDT by Libloather
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To: Libloather
A hush fell over the convention hall late Thursday when Dallas astrologer Joni Patry announced a birth time for Obama -- one she said she got from a client with connections to the campaign: Aug. 4, 1961, at 7:11 p.m.

No no, I think the client said that he was born in a 7-11...

2 posted on 05/18/2008 5:20:05 AM PDT by COBOL2Java ("We are slayed. The party is dead--dead--dead!" - Whig Rep. Lewis Campbell (and so will go the GOP))
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To: Libloather
"All the astrologers are like, 'Wow,"'

Groovy, man.

4 posted on 05/18/2008 5:30:05 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Libloather
Clinton's birth time remains a moving target.

Do demon spawn have birth times, or do they just morph into existence?

5 posted on 05/18/2008 5:31:33 AM PDT by Fzob (In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. Jefferson)
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To: Libloather

Hillary doesn’t have a birth time: she is immortal, and she appears whenever her country is in dire peril and in need of a leader.

The Antient Legends all say so.

Hillary is a creature of Mythology: in olden days the minstrels would sing of her exploits. Remember that blonde chick that used to hang around with Xena Warrior Princess? Well, that’s our Hillary. She’s that old.

She doesn’t have fingerprints, either. Or a shadow. Or even a reflection in the mirror.

She’s like “Highlander” — she lives forever unless someone cuts off her head.


6 posted on 05/18/2008 5:34:02 AM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: Libloather

The Nostradamus side says Obama is MOBUS predicted.

Some prophecy folks are saying Hillary.


7 posted on 05/18/2008 5:35:13 AM PDT by AliVeritas (I'm a racist Afro-Leninist, clinging to Darwin, abortion and food stamps. I jest.)
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To: Libloather

Hill’s is easy. Whatever time you want it to be, for now.


8 posted on 05/18/2008 5:35:31 AM PDT by epluribus_2
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To: Libloather

This is just dumb.How do they factor in all the voter fraud on their little charts?THAT’S what’s gonna elect the next President-the Democrat fraud machine.


9 posted on 05/18/2008 5:37:09 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: Libloather

She is Satan’s spawn, She was born in the depths of Hell on 6/6/6.


10 posted on 05/18/2008 5:38:12 AM PDT by Doc Savage ("Are you saying Jesus can't hit a curve ball? - Harris to Cerrano - Major League)
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To: Libloather

Have they ever been right?


12 posted on 05/18/2008 6:03:55 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Libloather

What a bunch of idiots. They do their discipline a disservice. It’s the tendency of the millions of voters who will decide the winner. If they want to try to predict the outcome of the election then they need to run the charts of every registered voter. Astrology cant predict outcomes of anything. It only illustrates through metaphor what influences may or may not be present at a specific time.


13 posted on 05/18/2008 6:04:33 AM PDT by DogBarkTree (The correct word isn't "immigrant" when what they are doing is "invading".)
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To: Libloather
A. So what's the "winning" astrologist get for a prize?

B. In order for this to work, the astrologers would also have to ascertain the birth details of the parents and siblings going back at minimum 5 generations.

Any astrologer who doesn't know this isn't worth squat.

15 posted on 05/18/2008 6:11:02 AM PDT by Alia
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To: Libloather

I’ll give it to them—she was born at 6:00 a.m. on June 6th, 1966—Get It?


17 posted on 05/18/2008 6:27:57 AM PDT by richardtavor (Pray for the peace of Jerusalem in the name of the G-d of Jacob)
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To: Libloather
They don't need Hillary's birth time......she was never born....she was dealt ....off the bottom of some horrible deck.

Maybe tarot cards, since they're big with those superstitious liberals that like to tell everyone their birth sign.

18 posted on 05/18/2008 6:39:15 AM PDT by capt. norm (Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Libloather

I thought that vampires weren’t actually born, but were rather part of the undead.


19 posted on 05/18/2008 6:43:38 AM PDT by appeal2 (Brilliance is typically the act of an individual, but great stupidity is reserved for the Gov't)
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To: Libloather

“United Astrology Conference: “

This is an entertainment group. Yes?


21 posted on 05/18/2008 6:58:26 AM PDT by chainsaw ( No black racist Muslims in the WH either)
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To: Libloather

Hope this helps.

A just discovered little known fact may help to explain Hillary Clinton’s aggressive and domineering personality: She is, in fact, Adolph Hitler’s long lost daughter. 7 months before her April 30th, 1945 suicide with Adolph in the Berlin bunker, Eva Braun gave birth to little “Hildegard” Shickelgruber and arranged to have the baby smuggled across Allied lines to France. In France, the child was delivered to a kind-hearted ship’s captain. Upon landing in New Orleans, the captain personally carried the infant to the home of Eva’s second cousin, Dorte Dittlemann, in Stuttgart, Arkansas.

Psychologists theorize that Hillary’s intense dislike of — indeed, hatred for – military personnel spring from the failure of the German military of her daddy’s Third Reich to save him and her mother during those final days in Berlin.

That hatred manifested itself in such bizarre ways as:
- demeaning Marines in their dress blues by requiring them to serve as waiters during numerous White House dinners;
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- yelling at uniform personnel in the White House if, for example, they failed to open doors for her as quickly as she thought necessary;
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- making loud, sarcastic remarks to uniformed – and non-uniformed – Secret Service personnel assigned to her security detail in the White House and in other public settings;
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- admonishing her daughter to NOT be civil to these same security and other personnel. Her daughter, who apparently did not inherit her mother’s highly unpleasant persona, refused to comply and was generally decent to those her mother despises.

Please TRY to remember this as 2008 approaches. Ask yourself if this INCREDIBLY UNPLEASANT woman ought to be Commander-in-Chief of the same military she so clearly detests??


22 posted on 05/18/2008 7:02:12 AM PDT by Dick Bachert
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To: Libloather

Some will go with each candidate and in a few months those that turned out to be correct will be doing the TV circuit.

Its like declaring the lottery winner to be a mathematical genius.


23 posted on 05/18/2008 7:05:52 AM PDT by SampleMan (We are a free and industrious people, socialist nannies do not become us.)
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To: Libloather

Could the bestselling song at the time of your birth—your “birth song”—affect your personality? If so, keep in mind that the bestselling song when Obama was born was “Tossing and Turning” by Bobby Lewis; when Hillary was born, it was “Boogie Woogie Blue Plate” by Louis Jordan & His Tympany Five (at least on the R & B chart), and when McCain was born, it was “Until the Real Thing Comes Along” by Andy Kirk & His Twelve Clouds of Joy.


25 posted on 05/18/2008 7:52:46 AM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: Libloather; All
Criswell predicts our future, and our future’s future, and our children’s future’s future.
26 posted on 05/18/2008 7:59:05 AM PDT by dighton
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To: Libloather

I’m only interested in seers who predicted themselves and became millionaires.


27 posted on 05/18/2008 8:19:05 AM PDT by onedoug
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