They should do some good and predict gas prices over the next few years. I need to make a budget.
No no, I think the client said that he was born in a 7-11...
Groovy, man.
Do demon spawn have birth times, or do they just morph into existence?
Hillary doesn’t have a birth time: she is immortal, and she appears whenever her country is in dire peril and in need of a leader.
The Antient Legends all say so.
Hillary is a creature of Mythology: in olden days the minstrels would sing of her exploits. Remember that blonde chick that used to hang around with Xena Warrior Princess? Well, that’s our Hillary. She’s that old.
She doesn’t have fingerprints, either. Or a shadow. Or even a reflection in the mirror.
She’s like “Highlander” — she lives forever unless someone cuts off her head.
The Nostradamus side says Obama is MOBUS predicted.
Some prophecy folks are saying Hillary.
Hill’s is easy. Whatever time you want it to be, for now.
This is just dumb.How do they factor in all the voter fraud on their little charts?THAT’S what’s gonna elect the next President-the Democrat fraud machine.
She is Satan’s spawn, She was born in the depths of Hell on 6/6/6.
Have they ever been right?
What a bunch of idiots. They do their discipline a disservice. It’s the tendency of the millions of voters who will decide the winner. If they want to try to predict the outcome of the election then they need to run the charts of every registered voter. Astrology cant predict outcomes of anything. It only illustrates through metaphor what influences may or may not be present at a specific time.
B. In order for this to work, the astrologers would also have to ascertain the birth details of the parents and siblings going back at minimum 5 generations.
Any astrologer who doesn't know this isn't worth squat.
I’ll give it to them—she was born at 6:00 a.m. on June 6th, 1966—Get It?
Maybe tarot cards, since they're big with those superstitious liberals that like to tell everyone their birth sign.
I thought that vampires weren’t actually born, but were rather part of the undead.
“United Astrology Conference: “
This is an entertainment group. Yes?
Hope this helps.
A just discovered little known fact may help to explain Hillary Clinton’s aggressive and domineering personality: She is, in fact, Adolph Hitler’s long lost daughter. 7 months before her April 30th, 1945 suicide with Adolph in the Berlin bunker, Eva Braun gave birth to little “Hildegard” Shickelgruber and arranged to have the baby smuggled across Allied lines to France. In France, the child was delivered to a kind-hearted ship’s captain. Upon landing in New Orleans, the captain personally carried the infant to the home of Eva’s second cousin, Dorte Dittlemann, in Stuttgart, Arkansas.
Psychologists theorize that Hillarys intense dislike of — indeed, hatred for military personnel spring from the failure of the German military of her daddys Third Reich to save him and her mother during those final days in Berlin.
That hatred manifested itself in such bizarre ways as:
- demeaning Marines in their dress blues by requiring them to serve as waiters during numerous White House dinners;
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- yelling at uniform personnel in the White House if, for example, they failed to open doors for her as quickly as she thought necessary;
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- making loud, sarcastic remarks to uniformed and non-uniformed Secret Service personnel assigned to her security detail in the White House and in other public settings;
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- admonishing her daughter to NOT be civil to these same security and other personnel. Her daughter, who apparently did not inherit her mothers highly unpleasant persona, refused to comply and was generally decent to those her mother despises.
Please TRY to remember this as 2008 approaches. Ask yourself if this INCREDIBLY UNPLEASANT woman ought to be Commander-in-Chief of the same military she so clearly detests??
Some will go with each candidate and in a few months those that turned out to be correct will be doing the TV circuit.
Its like declaring the lottery winner to be a mathematical genius.
Could the bestselling song at the time of your birth—your “birth song”—affect your personality? If so, keep in mind that the bestselling song when Obama was born was “Tossing and Turning” by Bobby Lewis; when Hillary was born, it was “Boogie Woogie Blue Plate” by Louis Jordan & His Tympany Five (at least on the R & B chart), and when McCain was born, it was “Until the Real Thing Comes Along” by Andy Kirk & His Twelve Clouds of Joy.
I’m only interested in seers who predicted themselves and became millionaires.