Astrologers to predict next president at meeting (Needed - Hillary's birth time)

BND ^ | 5/18/08

[Libloather]

Astrologers to predict next president at meeting

They should do some good and predict gas prices over the next few years. I need to make a budget.

[COBOL2Java]

A hush fell over the convention hall late Thursday when Dallas astrologer Joni Patry announced a birth time for Obama -- one she said she got from a client with connections to the campaign: Aug. 4, 1961, at 7:11 p.m.

No no, I think the client said that he was born in a 7-11...

[Izzy Dunne]

Dallas astrologer Joni Patry announced a birth time for Obama

You know, it's not all that hard to predict something that has already happened.

[Izzy Dunne]

"All the astrologers are like, 'Wow,"'

Groovy, man.

[Fzob]

Clinton's birth time remains a moving target.

Do demon spawn have birth times, or do they just morph into existence?

[DieHard the Hunter]

Hillary doesn’t have a birth time: she is immortal, and she appears whenever her country is in dire peril and in need of a leader.

The Antient Legends all say so.

Hillary is a creature of Mythology: in olden days the minstrels would sing of her exploits. Remember that blonde chick that used to hang around with Xena Warrior Princess? Well, that’s our Hillary. She’s that old.

She doesn’t have fingerprints, either. Or a shadow. Or even a reflection in the mirror.

She’s like “Highlander” — she lives forever unless someone cuts off her head.

[AliVeritas]

The Nostradamus side says Obama is MOBUS predicted.

Some prophecy folks are saying Hillary.

[epluribus_2]

Hill’s is easy. Whatever time you want it to be, for now.

[Farmer Dean]

This is just dumb.How do they factor in all the voter fraud on their little charts?THAT’S what’s gonna elect the next President-the Democrat fraud machine.

[Doc Savage]

She is Satan’s spawn, She was born in the depths of Hell on 6/6/6.

[romanesq]

Forget those astrologers on this. Even talented psychics have gotten the next President wrong.

They will announce their correct pick after the election. :)

[Fresh Wind]

Have they ever been right?

[DogBarkTree]

What a bunch of idiots. They do their discipline a disservice. It’s the tendency of the millions of voters who will decide the winner. If they want to try to predict the outcome of the election then they need to run the charts of every registered voter. Astrology cant predict outcomes of anything. It only illustrates through metaphor what influences may or may not be present at a specific time.

[Izzy Dunne]

If they want to try to predict the outcome of the election then they need to run the charts of every registered voter.

Isn't that what Zogby does?

[Alia]

A. So what's the "winning" astrologist get for a prize?

B. In order for this to work, the astrologers would also have to ascertain the birth details of the parents and siblings going back at minimum 5 generations.

Any astrologer who doesn't know this isn't worth squat.

[Gorzaloon]

The Nostradamus side says Obama is MOBUS predicted.

Some prophecy folks are saying Hillary.

Which one will depend on if her Birth Date was really June 6, 1946.

[richardtavor]

I’ll give it to them—she was born at 6:00 a.m. on June 6th, 1966—Get It?

[capt. norm]

They don't need Hillary's birth time......she was never born....she was dealt ....off the bottom of some horrible deck.

Maybe tarot cards, since they're big with those superstitious liberals that like to tell everyone their birth sign.

[appeal2]

I thought that vampires weren’t actually born, but were rather part of the undead.

[Don Corleone]

You know, it's not all that hard to predict something that has already happened.

The MSM and Dan Rathernot seem to have trouble with it. /sarc