Beam me to Planet Gore !
Posted on 05/17/2008 3:42:58 PM PDT by Dawnsblood
I live in a warmer climate. We have this thing called air conditioning. We also drink a substance called water. Thank you for your concern about my kidney stones.
Global warming gave me a toe cramp the other day. I was pi$$ed.
If you have a history in your family, take a steroid for some time or any other stuff like that while getting dehydrated, you could get stones.
Global warming does not shut up liberals. That is one thing it hasn’t done.
Folks you cannot make this stuff up. Do people really believe this BS?
I hope somone is keeping a scrapbook of all of these global warming-caused evils...should keep your grand kids in stitches someday.
I was fine with it until this story. Now I demand action to bring the climate back in line with my comfort.
Kramer!
I live in a cool climate and I’ve had them for over 10 years. In fact, I have two different types of stones. Doctor says I’m unique. If it wasn’t for this dang global warming, I’d probably only have one.
Their reply would be that global warming caused you to ask that question.
It may also lead more women to walk around in less clothing, which would be a good thing.
"One in five heterosexuals could be dead from AIDS at the end of the next three years." - Oprah Winfrey.
Global warming is responible for YOUR post, too, maybe even this one.
Global warming slowed down my internet connection today.
‘’Every time a cow farts, another polar bear drowns.’’ - John McCain
That is very “It’s a Wonderful Life”-esque!
All right, time for a “betting pool” What’s next, global warming to cause increase in:
A. Cancer
B. Heart Disease
C. Polio
D. Arthritis
E. Strokes
or make one up yourself
Global warming gave me the diabeetus.
What about a fat person who gets kidney stones? Will this person be forced to go without medical care as a punishment?
;-)
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