[randog]

"..Now I know a lot more because I've been taught how much food influences your body."

Someone had to point that out to him?

[Sax]

A previous tour attempt failed when his bed hit an overpass.

Say What!?

[DieHard the Hunter]

Crikey! He looks like Jabba the Hutt!

[stevio]

Lookout Subway dude, you’ve got competition.

[Holicheese]

His bed hit an overpass?

[BigFinn]

How do you live in such a misshapen body? I’m glad he is going to lose all that weight. He will have to have a lot of operations to remove all that skin. Maybe he can donate it to a good cause, like burn victims.

[andy58-in-nh]

So what’s the over/under for the number of posts before someone photoshops Helen Thomas’ head on that body?

[driftdiver]

These people can’t move to feed themselves or go to the bathroom. Someone is doing that for them.

If you can’t haul yourself off to the toilet because you are too fat it may just be a clue to stop on the 24th twinkie.

[avacado]

Well Freeper ladies! Innocent or Guilty!

[CougarGA7]

Sie batha ne beechee?

[Jeff Chandler]

[JDoutrider]

GAdzooks!!!

Are those 2 flesh bags his testicles???

Holy Moly!!!