Superman needs to use special powers to be a hero (not to mention being a jouranlist in his real life) Batman on the other hand is 100% real, just puts on a masks and fights crime. It is pretty obvious who the Republican is.
Besides—Batman is a successful business man. Batman is a Conservative.
Now Lex Luthor is a Republican cut from the Nixon cloth. He would make a great running mate for McCain.
I think Clark Kent is a Democrat but Superman is an independent.
Let's talk about a real hero:
- orphan; raised by aunt and uncle;
- inner-city urban catholic (witness crucifixes in Aunt May's bedroom;)
- despises mainstream media bosses for distorting photographic evidence a la Reuters/Al Jazeera;
- works several jobs;
- primary nemesis is Soviet-haircut-sporting evil professsor (Doctor Octopus was probably a lefty academic who would have signed on with the Duke 88.)
You just KNOW Spiderman is a conservative.
So, you know him personally and can get his autograph?!