Total Urbanite? Kidding right?
You mean you actually never built a fire (without a prepackaged “log” thingy), killed something actually alive to eat it, peeed in the woods etc?
Really? You gotta move before you lose all perspective...
Seriously.
God Bless the poor Urbanites!
Molon Labe
OK, I'll confess, yes I've done all of those things (I love quail, but not the shot), its just not recent. And when you come right down to it, camping in a campground and hunting on managed fields AIN'T really the full monty. I haven't been in that area of the country so I'd rather say I'm a civie than claim any expertise.
I’ve “pee’d in the woods” often enough to appreciate the feel of a good (processed wood product) oval seat under my manly kiester in the middle of the night. Flushing is civilized.