[FredZarguna]

I understand McCain is trying to get the New Online Obfuscation Bill ("NOOB") through Congress. Among many provisions, this legislation would make it illegal for political web sites to reveal the sign-on dates of members within 180 days of elections, thus permitting party operatives who've had no interest in conservative causes for many years to sign onto FRee Republic and other conservative forums without having their credibility challenged.

Sadly, this legislation is unlikely to make it through the Congress in time to materially affect the outcome of the election. Therefore, as a KKKapitalist Pig, first and foremost, I would be willing to lend my name and sign-on date to McCain operatives for the maximum FEC campaign contribution of $2000 per posting.

For additional fees for consulting services, I will be willing to provide information to Republican Party hacks concerning what an actual conservative position is on a given issue. I know this is an area -- like Arabic or Farsi speakers at CIA -- where you have problems. I was not educated in the American public school system and so have excellent analytical and writing skills, and have actually read the Constitution of the United States of America, the Federalist, and the Declaration of Independence; documents with which I know the McCain camp has struggled, particularly since the South Carolina Primary of 2000.

This is a serious (series) offer, only serious offers in reply, please, in confidence via FReepmail.

FRegards, FRed.

[Grunthor]

“For additional fees for consulting services, I will be willing to provide information to Republican Party hacks concerning what an actual conservative position is on a given issue.”

IOW, you will sell them a clue?

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

ROFLMAO!

Oxygen Please!

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

I understand McCain is trying to get the New Online Obfuscation Bill ("NOOB") through Congress. Among many provisions, this legislation would make it illegal for political web sites to reveal the sign-on dates of members within 180 days of elections, thus permitting party operatives who've had no interest in conservative causes for many years to sign onto FRee Republic and other conservative forums without having their credibility challenged.