I ticked off a whole room full of feminists back in college when I pointed out that no woman had ever played linebacker for the Chicago Bears.
My emasculated prof replied “Women do not choose to play for the Bears.” I told him that was correct as far as them choosing not to walk in front of trains also. I was beloved in that class. A chorus of one.
Haha, reminds me of the time when I took that class back in college (go figure it was a requirement. Anyway, this was during the Kobe Bryant trial, so you can imagine how that went. Luckily for me, two other guys decided to back me up, and we argued our professor into admitting that her criteria for Kobe’s guilt (her say-so) was invalid and could only be verified if we kept tabs on everybody at all times. Needless to say, she backed down. Logic get’s ‘em every time.