[1rudeboy]

For those unwilling to read this in its entirety, here's the condensed version:

We are doomed,
maybe,
can't say when or how exactly,
listen to my radio program.

[unkus]

Thanks for saving me the trouble of reading.

[7mmMag@LeftCoast]

Excellent, I knew someone wouild have a condensed version. I just couldd not get past the "...wild cat's ass..." and continue to take the article seriously.

A fresh roll of tin foil from Safeway should be adequate protection for now.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

"We're doomed."
Buy these books to find out when.

[VegasCowboy]

Thanks for the summary. I did read the first few paragraphs. Now I’m in a panic because my garage isn’t stocked with provisions, and I haven’t familiarized myself with his suggested travel routes. My only hope is that the Wolverines will be lurking in the mountains around Vegas and will take me under their wings.

[Red Badger]

WHAT? No “Buy my book!”?........