[JZelle]

When Cuffy's not raising taxes, he's busy doing important stuff like this.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Maryland “Freak State” PING!

[ClearCase_guy]

Gentlemen may cry, Dishsoap, Dishsoap — but there is no dishsoap. The plates are in the sink! The next meal that sweeps off the table will bring to our ears the clash of greasy plates! Their brethren are already piling up! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of dishsoap? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me clean dishes or give me death!

[vikingd00d]

When dish soap is banned, only outlaws will have dish soap.

[pnh102]

So we’re effectively banning dish soap in Maryland. I can imagine soap companies looking at this law and laughing.

[Gator113]

Drill for Dish Soap!!! Do it NOW!!!

Of course, after we burn up our food in our gas tanks, we may not need to wash dishes anymore.

I expect the threat of a toilet paper rationing before November.

[andy58-in-nh]

"Pssst... hey, kid: wanna buy some Palmolive? Yeah, dat's right: Cincinnati Green, da goood stuff!. But it'll cost ya... Now be quick about it, 'cause I t'ink I hear the ecology cops comin'...."

[The Great RJ]

Instead of dish soap they should be worrying about the Federal mandate for mercury laden CFLs that will turn every home in the state into a hazardous materials site.