[Izzy Dunne]

that Senator Obama's campaign is [...] the victim of "a conspiracy so immense..."

I know, I know, it's a Vast Wright-Wing Conspiracy...

[Signalman]

In order to be a Democrat, you must see yourself as being a victim of the evil, patriarchal society that is the United States.

“I’m____________(fill in the blank). That’s why I’m a victim”.

Options are: female, Black, Hispanic, gay, fat...and numerous other designations.

[prolifefirst]

Michelle’s cute.

[MrB]

Scenario:

Obama keeps the nomination despite Clintonian machinations.

He loses to McCain.

Reaction: America is obviously still too racist to elect a black man.