Mayors Want To Turn Florida Into Two States

CBS4.com ^ | 5/6/2008 | CBS4

[RepublitarianRoger2]

The City of North Lauderdale is taking a tough stance on home rule, and because of this they are spearheading an effort to split Florida into two states. They have passed a resolution, asking that a boundary line to split South Florida from the rest of the state be drawn at the Palm Beach County line. They're taking it so seriously that they want counties in South Florida, such as Miami-Dade, Broward, and Monroe to join in supporting them.

CBS4 viewers responded enthusiastically, and often humorously, when asked to submit a motto for the new state of South Florida.

[VanDeKoik]

W. Michigan, and da UP would love to ditch Motown and the rest of east Michigan. They are a drag on us all.

[RepublitarianRoger2]

Or from the country, for that matter, in a lot of ways...

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

I nearly wrote that.
South Florida: where the low lifes go to lay low.

[highimpact]

I recommend Navarre. Easy access to beautiful, white sand beaches. Destin is too crowded in June.

[Styria]

That was settled long ago by the admission of Maine.

[RepublitarianRoger2]

Here in the Northwest, the eastern (non-moonbat) halves of Oregon and Washington would LOVE to split off from the socialists on the coastal side too.

Which brings up another important question: How come the moonbats seem to always get the prime real estate? ;->