Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday 5/05/08

The EIB Network ^ | May 5, 2008 | Rush Limbaugh

[TSchmereL]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, and Doctor of Democracy. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[Joisey]

"My daughter had her 1st communion on Saturday, The Feast of the Ascension."

Congrats! My younger son is preparing for his next year. My older son (9 yrs old) can't help but always comment on the taste of the altar wine, LOL!

[jackv]

Hi Clint!! :o)

I honestly wondered if they were replaying the first hour!

[Just Lori]

Pretty white dress with a little white veil. A new prayer book, a pretty new Rosary, and a gold cross on a gold necklace, right? =)

[advance_copy]

Never, ever, ever, never vote for a Clinton, ever. And I am worried that Rev. Wright and Bill Ayers have been neutralized by all this. The media template for the fall will be that Obama overcame and has put those behind him. It would have been better if those two came out in the fall.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Now that’s the third time he’s played that clip of Zsa Zsa.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

*LOL* I miss those commericials. You’d thunk she’d seen the goverment coming at her...:)

[EagleandLiberty]

I guess I am bitter, too. Jeez, I didn’t realize I was bitter, but a LLORT told me I am!!

I think I need to check my EMAIL to see if anyone is offering PROZAC for my bitterness.

[Just Lori]

“Dahling I love you, but give me Park Avenue”!

[Miss Didi]

Three times for Ms. Gabor and no sound bites of Barry on Meet the Depressed. What's up at the EIB today?

[EagleandLiberty]

Never, ever, ever, never vote for a Clinton,

I won't!! See you all later all...

[Eagle of Liberty]

Pretty white dress with a little white veil. A new prayer book, a pretty new Rosary, and a gold cross on a gold necklace, right? =)

Pretty white dress - CHECK
Pretty white veil - CHECK
New Prayer book - CHECK
New Rosary - CHECK
Gold cross on a gold necklace - CHECK


Oh and one more thing, hair done VERY pretty!

[Clint N. Suhks]

WRONG GABOR!

[Bosco]

And in other news:
2 of my daughters (8 & 6 years) got their awards for completing their AWANA Sparks curriculum this past Sunday.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Hmmm. . . don’t know.

[Eagle of Liberty]

It would have been better if those two came out in the fall.

Would not have happened without OC. Obama would have garnered the nomination and he would have been given Messiah powers by the DBM. He would have become an Untouchable.

[Joisey]

Pretty white dress - CHECK

Pretty white veil - CHECK

New Prayer book - CHECK

New Rosary - CHECK

Gold cross on a gold necklace - CHECK

Oh and one more thing, hair done VERY pretty!

CHA CHING!

You're a Dad. It's you're job.

[Eagle of Liberty]

2 of my daughters (8 & 6 years) got their awards for completing their AWANA Sparks curriculum this past Sunday.

WOW! Read the link. SWEET! Congrats!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I just looked it up—it was Eva in Green Acres and not Zsa Zsa. It’s hard to keep those Gabor sisters straight.

[Eagle of Liberty]

You're a Dad. It's you're job.

YEP! And as Jeff Foxworthy notes, I am being trained!

[Clint N. Suhks]

I knew that!