[NavVet]

I think you ment to say “Alan Keyes is on the short bus.”

[TomGuy]

I think you ment to say “Alan Keyes is on the short bus.”

I didn't know much about Keyes, but after seeing him a couple of times in the GOP debates, I wasn't impressed. All he did was rant and complain that he wasn't getting enough time or questions.

Maybe: I think you ment to say “Alan Keyes is on the short bus leash.”