[RabidBartender]

"I think one would have to be pretty dense not to realize that a drink called "Mike's Hard Lemonade" is an alcoholic beverage. "

There are folks out there who don't drink much. Heck, there are some who don't know Zima is alcohol.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Heck, there are some who don't know Zima is alcohol.

That stuff's alcohol?

I hope it's 200 proof . . . just to help you forget the fact that you just gayed it up by ordering a Zima! Kinda like that old joke:

Guy: Bartender, give me a shot of whiskey.
Bartender: What's the occasion?
Guy: My first Lewinsky.
Bartender: Ah, so you're celebrating . . .
Guy: No, I have to get this taste out of my mouth.