Father loses custody of son over lemonade

WZZM 13 Website ^ | 4-28-08 | Brian Dickerson

[TheMom]

Well I could give you my Mom’s eggnog recipe then you wouldn’t have to buy the icky stuff ;)

Thanks, but I prefer to buy the stuff . . . I do not love Eaker enough to actually make something from scratch. ;-)

[aruanan]

Those are two of the ugliest guys I have ever seen in my life.

[ktscarlett66]

When I was growing up, we went out to dinner every Sunday night at a ‘nice’ restaurant. You know, little girls all dressed up in patent leather Mary Janes and ruffled socks, the whole bit. My parents would always have a cocktail. I remember begging and begging for the cherry in my dad’s drink. He said “You don’t want that, you won’t like it” but all I could see was a maraschino cherry that was going to waste.

He finally gave it to me. YEEECCCCHH.

[OldBlondBabe]

Frank Beckman, WJR Detroit, interviewed the father on his show this morning. The father said the sign advertised the beverage as “Mike’s Lemonade” and that the word “hard” was omitted from the sign.

[50mm]

Those are two of the ugliest guys I have ever seen in my life.

Tell that to Twink. They're her moonshining cousins.

[Twink]

ROTFLMAO! At this point, I’m not too pleased with Eaker at the moment. He was definitely trying to fun me in his last post. Meanie ;) I almost fell for it.

I’m teasing. Eaker is wonderful (mostly, lol). You’re both very blessed :)

Jello shots recipe coming then Dage Red wine. :)

[Twink]

Ack. They are NOT!

And don’t be trashin’ my family, 50mm :)

[July 4th]

Again, he made an honest mistake, but it is not deceptive packaging at all.

Not on the store shelf, but certainly at the ballpark where it's packaged in plastic bottles similar to soda bottles. They don't sell it in glass at the ballpark for obvious reasons.

[ktscarlett66]

No they don’t, but the don’t have the word ‘hard’ as part of their name. Hard means alcohol of some sort.

[ktscarlett66]

OMG, Mad Dog! Haven’t had some of that in a coon’s age!

[50mm]

And don’t be trashin’ my family, 50mm :)

Where did you pick up that twang, Twink? Ever been south of the Mason-Dixon?

[50mm]

I'm partial to the olde slosh stale ale:

[Twink]

LOL. I don’t have a twang ;) I have that harsh NJ/NY/Philly accent. But, it’s not really harsh, I certainly don’t sound like Jersey or Philly or New Yorkers :)

I have no accent tyvm.

[50mm]

Here are some wines I highly recommend:

[50mm]

Then what's this: trashin’ from your post?

[50mm]

Do you sound like Sylvester Stallone or Joe Pesci? Everybody east of the Ohio River sounds weird to me.

[Twink]

NO! Sly’s accent is strong and no I don’t sound like him. He’s more NY and North Jersey. Philly and South Jersery sound different.

[50mm]

Philly and South Jersery sound different.

Not to somebody from the civilized world.

[Twink]

Midwestern hick, huh?

;)

[50mm]

Never takes long for the slurs to come out when talking to an eastern liberal.