“Oh great!....now we’ll have a bunch of painted illegals running around in circles. It should be permanent dye so we can find them and kick their asses out!”
Now, that would make sense! I’m sure the ACLU would scream ‘Paintball profiling!’ or some such BS.
The paintball guns are a slight improvement over what we had as kids when we’d play army:
(pointing gun made out of fingers) “I shot you...you’re dead!”
“Did not”
“Did Too”
“Nah uh”
“Uh huh”
“Did So”
“No you didn’t, I shot you first”
“Did not”
“Did Too”
...etc....