[redhead]

""Beans next?" I hope it is broccoli. ;-)"

Make room for okra and parsnips.

[modest proposal]

I’ve started to hoard pickles and easter peeps in my closet.

Then I read on FR how this one guy is hoarding mothballs so I thought I’d better jump on that bandwagon too before it is too late. Sams had to turn me away when I tried to walk off with 600 pounds of them

Oops one minute my tin foil hat fell off. I’ve been wearing it ever since the media informed me the aliens have made contact with phoenix, AZ/