Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

Yahoo News ^ | April 23, 2008 | Joe Bavier

[penelopesire]

LOL..now that would be ‘hugh and series’!

[wordsofearnest]

“We thought you was a toad”

[blackdog]

They drove out all the white farm operators and replaced them with barefoot idiots who scratch the dirt with a stick and dump their toilet pail on the dirt for fertilizer. Now we need to feed the idiots who engineered the plan.

Diamonds, gold, and uranium. Those poor people would be better off with nothing of value to developed countries. Uramium mining is a worldwide security concern and it's why we are there to observe penis stealing customs. It's like a whole nother planet. Every time I watch the movie "Idiocracy" I think of the continent of Africa.

[Izzy Dunne]

There is no penis theft, everyone will please remain calm.

[Izzy Dunne]

These people are 100 years away from being ready for self-government.

And getting further away all the time.

[blackdog]

Maybe it’s just pissed off women cutting men’s penises off because it’s clit for tat.

[ichabod1]

They’re still ten times the size of ours... ;(

[blackdog]

“Pure Alabama Blacksnake” -Platoon

[MrB]

The man’s just making up excuses -

“I was in the pool!”

[Little Ray]

Remember not to be too critical. All cultures are equal. (/sarc)

[CSM]

It looks like the Nigerian’s should quit sending me spam and concentrate on these folks.

[Froufrou]

I knew they shrunk “heads” in Africa, but I didn’t think this is what they meant!

[MrB]

Not if we invade their countries and convert them to Christianity.

If that happened, I’d give them one or two generations to be ready.

[MrB]

I’m tempted to call it a fallacy!

Do you mean "phallusy"?

[mcshot]

Yeah ol Jimmah must have been one of their first targets during shakedown tests. Hence the word Jimmied.

mc :-)

[SampleMan]

Hey! This isn’t funny.

[Loud Mime]

And some argue that all cultures are equal.

Good Point.

This is one way to cure the aids epidemic....which we should not be paying one penny for.

[Jess Kitting]

Purported victims claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear.

We have those kinds of people in the U.S. too. One look from them and...

...shrink

[andy58-in-nh]

[blackdog]

If penis theft panic has set in within the enlightened people of the nation’s capitol, imagine the panic in the uninformed, uneducated rural countryside...........